Breathe in the chemicals
just a little bit of me


remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

Why should we accept you
*raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
damn son you in



one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story


you want a hot body?

you want a bugatti??

you want a maserati???

you better image


fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown